Sometimes I feel so sorry for Peenee. Not just because he's one of the middle children and always seems to be doing something, anything, just short of grabbing a bull horn and screaming obscenities into the air, in hopes of attracting any sort of attention, but because he ALWAYS gets the short end of the stick in ANY situation.
I don't know how circumstances can always go soooo against one person. Especially when that one person is the MOST compassionate, thoughtful and selfless person I know. Just so happens he's my 6 year old son.
Today, the mailman came and there were 3 Halloween cards and treats nussled safely inside the mailbox from my Mom, aka MawMaw. One for each grandchild, however, we have 4 kids, not 3 ... one is missing. Anyone want to guess which one did not arrive? If you guessed Peenee, congratulations, you hit the bullseye. That's right, Peenee's is lost somewhere in postal land.
My intention for this post was to list several examples, sometimes sad, sometimes funny, sometimes just down right unbelievable, of how Peenee always gets fucked in any situation. However, as I was writing the post, I realized that no one has the time to read a chapter book about the mishaps of Peenee ... so I'll break it down into a series and every now and then, I'll post and give you details of one of many Raw End Of The Deal's (REOTD) that have come Peenee's way. A little something special for Peenee ... as he deserves it.
Happy Halloween Big Guy! :) Have fun being the best Power Ranger EVER!! Take that back ... I know how elated you are about tomorrow being Halloween and all ... something will HAVE to go wrong. We'll hope for the best anyway and see what tomorrow brings.
