You know those days when no matter what you do, you just don't feel right. Your hair doesn't turn out at all. The moles on your face appear larger than ever. Even with makeup on, you feel blah and blotchy and down right ugly? Yeah, that was my morning about 2 hours ago. Then, to make matters even worse ... as I was applying my makeup in our bathroom, Sporty emerged from his.
Sporty: Why are you putting that stuff all over your face?
An Iowa Mom: Because it helps me to look pretty.
Sporty: You look the same as you always do to me.
Thanks Sporty. Go to school, would ya? I should just get back in bed.