The Setting: Outback Steakhouse. Sunday. Noon. In A Booth with 4 children and An Iowa Dad.
An Iowa Mom: Princess, be care not to tip your glass, it will spill.
Princess: Hmmph. (Drinking her milk, as it dribbles down the front of her.)
An Iowa Mom: Oh Princess, look, please don't tip the glass.
Princess: Oh no. I have chocolate milk all over my new shirt. (Begins to cry to the point people are staring).
PeeNee: Don't worry Princess, Mommy can fix it, she's the laundry queen!!
There ya have it. I'm a Queen! Just like I always knew I would be someday.