your doctor hands you this kit:

At least they gave me a somewhat discreet bag to use when dropping the "goods" to the lab. Not that a bag makes it any less humiliating.
Since my symptoms have not yet ceased, they are wondering if I possibly have a parasite.
That's nice.
Needless to say, now I'm more sick to my stomach than I was.
Have any of you ever experienced this type of thing? What was your worst illness? Come on, make me feel better. Someone has to!!