The tooth fairy assigned to our house STINKS. She's awful. Very unreliable. Subpar, to say the least.
It's a shame, really. A true and utter disgrace.
Drew has left his tooth under his pillow TWO nights in a row, and she never came by to pay us a visit. What a rip off. Poor kid.
This will not be tolerated any longer. I demand our tooth fairy be fired. And new fairy be appointed to my kids.
Effective immediately.
