This week is our Spring Break. We made plans to visit an indoor hotel waterpark about an hour or so away. This mini-vacation was planned back in December and the kids have been looking forward to it with much excitement.
We didn't go.
Why you ask?
Well, as you know I'm the meanest mother on the planet. Well, maybe not the planet, but for sure the meanest in the state of Iowa.
It was either that or the fact the entire freakin' family had to come down with the flu ...
So, while we are supposed to have gone here:

The ONLY place we've ventured out to this week is here:

And my children had the nerve to complain. GEEZ! Can't they just be happy that I brought them SOMEWHERE?
Ungrateful little boogers!