I'm going to let you in on a little secret ... ya know, because I'm nice like that. A little bit of advice, if you will. If you learn one thing at all from me, let it be this.
When you take this:
And add in some of this:
Then mix in a little bit of this:
It turns out really bad.
That's what happens when I try to have a little fun with my kids.
Luckily I remembered to buy those Dora band-aids last weekend. Though a bandage doesn't quite help my bruised hip and stone embedded palms.
However, if I look at this like it's purpose was purely for the neighbor's entertainment. It would have been a great success, if I do say so myself.
I'm off to go change my ice pack now.