Do you have a problem with that?
Do you know what a Kewpie is?
I'm not trying to imply that you're stupid or anything ... but really, do you know what a Kewpie is?
Because it's my high school mascot.
NOT KIDDING!
It's mean. It's lean. It's a fighting machine. (Big Daddy is laughing his ass of here, just so you know.)
HA! A Kewpie is a BABY!
"Baby Head" according to my girls.
What?
You don't believe me?
Would I ever lie to you?
Fine. I'll give you proof.
Here is the damn Kewpie ...
See? I told you I wouldn't lie. And yes, that is/was my high school mascot. Really.
For some reason, Big Daddy can't get past that. I took him all the way to Columbia, Missouri (yeah, it's so far from Iowa).
Home of my brother & family (GO FAMILY).
Home of the Missouri Tigers (GO MIZZOU).
Home of my high school, Hickman (GO KEWPIES).
YES, KEWPIES!
And though Big Daddy saw it in person, he can't get wrap himself around the reality. He makes fun. He heckles. He is just a total ass about it, really.
I'm glad that ONE of my children embraces the "Big Man". One of them finds this an honor.
GO KEWPIES! HICKMAN KEWPIES!!!
What do you think?
Strange. Weird. Crazy. Loveable. Outrageous. Cute.
What?
Really.
