Last night when I got ready for bed, I checked my shopping lists (and coupons, because I'm SO the saver now) and determined all was in order and there would be no reason why I couldn't sleep all night long. Please tell me I'm not the only one who falls asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow and then wakes up at 2am ... the mind starts turning ... and you never see the sandman again.
Is that you?
It's sooooo me.
And when that happens I roll out of bed and make my way to the couch ... to watch Little House On The Prairie reruns ... thinking that will be enough to make me doze off ... but it's not.
What?
So I like little Laura Ingalls and I find the show quite interesting. Even though I've seen every episode a trillion times. Okay, so I'm a loser ... did we ever doubt that?
ANYWAY - this morning, when I woke ... at 4am ... I nestled myself into my chair and flipped on the TV. That mean ol' meteorologist says that the weather is going to turn bad. And that it's going to be cold. Like ... not a little cold. A lot cold. And windy. There is nothing worse that wind. Right?
And I'm comfy.
I'm all snuggly and I really don't feel like tackling that shopping list. Even if there are bargains to be had.
OMG - I can't believe I just said that.
But it's true.
Hey ... if you were all cozy in these, would you want to go out in 10 degree WINDY weather?
I think not.
Not when a bus will show up to gather your two grade school children. And when a neighbor will show up with a smile (always does) to collect your preschooler.
Why in the ... uuummm ... fart ... would you want to go anywhere?
You wouldn't.
Because you're sane.
And not stupid.
Well ... I might be a little stupid, but don't tell anyone. It's our little secret.
By the way ... if you don't own a pair of these pajamas ... you are SOOOO missing out. And you're screwed, because the rack at Target is almost EMPTY.
Sorry.
And yes, those are little monkeys you see jammin' on the guitar all over me. Why?
Because I'm fun like that.
God, I'm so full of it.
It's really because that was the only pair left.
I told you they were goin' fast.
Ya gotta go get ya some. And then you'll never leave the house again.
Stay warm!
