Did you all know that little drawer under your oven pulls out?
Like ALL THE WAY OUT?
So you could ... I don't know ... CLEAN UNDER IT, maybe?
I did not know that.
My neighbor was over yesterday and something went under there and she just "WA LA", pulled out the drawer to retrieve it ...
... Along with several books, toys, magnets, crumbs, pet hair, I would show you pictures, because I found it quite fascinating ... but Big Daddy is humiliated enough that the neighbor witnessed my stupidity. And our unknown filth.
It's all clean now though ...
I'll have to remember that you can pull that little sucker out.
If you feel up to gagging a bit ... go pull out yours. You'll be amazed at what you can find. And when you do, come back and tell me what you had stashed under there.