The other morning our household was beginning to rise ... which brought Molly shuffling into our bedroom. Sleepily rubbing her eyes, she crawled up into our bed to snuggle. After a few seconds of silence, she blurted, "I don't lick my butt!"
Now ... that comment will jolt a parent awake in a hurry. Believe me. It WILL!
Big Daddy and I turned to look at each other. A bit scared at how the brain in our youngest child was wired.
And then she finished very matter of factly, shaking her head ... "Because I'm not a dog!"
Whew. Relief.